“If youâ€™re someone who has to spend their whole day half-slumped in front of a computer keyboard, your time is almost certainly spent dreaming of razing the entire fucking office to the ground with a chainsaw. We feel your pain.”
Commercial Break: Sexist chainsaw massacre, by Andy Dawson on usb, Bitter Wallet, July 9, 2009
“‘It looks like youâ€™re writing a letter. Would you like help?’ No. Fuck off Clippy. Remember Clippy? Heâ€™s the paperclip-shaped knobwit who would infect your work on Microsoft Word with his inane questions and offers of assistance.”
Commercial Break: Just when you thought it was safe to type the word â€˜Dearâ€™â€¦, by Andy Dawson on office 2010, July 13, 2009
Knobwit. That word just made all the Bitter Wallet reading I’ve ever done totally worth it.