“If you’re someone who has to spend their whole day half-slumped in front of a computer keyboard, your time is almost certainly spent dreaming of razing the entire fucking office to the ground with a chainsaw. We feel your pain.”
Commercial Break: Sexist chainsaw massacre, by Andy Dawson on usb, Bitter Wallet, July 9, 2009
“‘It looks like you’re writing a letter. Would you like help?’ No. Fuck off Clippy. Remember Clippy? He’s the paperclip-shaped knobwit who would infect your work on Microsoft Word with his inane questions and offers of assistance.”
Commercial Break: Just when you thought it was safe to type the word ‘Dear’…, by Andy Dawson on office 2010, July 13, 2009
Knobwit. That word just made all the Bitter Wallet reading I’ve ever done totally worth it.