“It’s Man Monday here at Deals Of The Day and we’ve got a whole host of bargains that will help you feel like a rugged, rough, tough, todger-waving bloke. Just like that Jason Statham, that David Walliams or er, that Alan Carr.
“The bargains are all direct from the forums at HotUKDeals, although we overheard some bloke going on about them while we were snorting up some A-grade Columbian off a model’s back in Tizer’s nightclub in Nuneaton at 1.45am this morning. Raaarrrrgggh!”
HotUKDeals Of The Day – Monday 15th June, by Andy Dawson, Bitterwallet, June 15, 2009
Raaarrrrgggh! Fanboys, take note.