“No matter what you do in L.A., your behavior is appropriate for the city. Los Angeles has no assumed correct mode of use. You can have fake breasts and drive a Ford Mustang â€“ or you can grow a beard, weigh 300 pounds, and read Christian science fiction novels. Either way, you’re fine: that’s just how it works. You can watch Cops all day or you can be a porn star or you can be a Caltech physicist. You can listen to Carcass â€“ or you can listen to Pat Robertson. Or both.
That’s how we dooz it. L.A. is the apocalypse: it’s you and a bunch of parking lots. No one’s going to save you; no one’s looking out for you. It’s the only city I know where that’s the explicit premise of living there â€“ that’s the deal you make when you move to L.A.
The city, ironically, is emotionally authentic. It says: no one loves you; you’re the least important person in the room; get over it.
“What matters is what you do there.”
Greater Los Angeles, BLDGBLOG, October 12, 2007
Of course this is true, I just never thought anyone would actually write it somewhere on the internets.