“There are over 7 million patents registered in the United States, a great number of which describe practical inventions designed for use by everyday, ordinary human beings. Then there’s the “guy” stuff, ideas so lunkheaded and irrational they could only have come from that tiny portion of a guy’s brain not dedicated to scratching himself.
“The following inventions have received actual patents from the United States government – proof positive that heavy drinking is not being discouraged at the patent and trademark office. The illustrations are those submitted by the inventors themselves, whose surnames have been withheld as an act of mercy.”
It’s a Guy Thing, Dark Roasted Blends, October 8, 2007