“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.”
The Feast of St. Groucho, Philosopher’s Playground, September 29, 2007
And many others.
Did you know that Groucho had a long correspondence with T.S. Eliot and even went to London to meet him? Well, he did, and what I wouldn’t have given to be at that dinner party. That and more is all in The Groucho Letters, which are wonderful. The letters he got were almost as good as the letters he wrote.