“We were in the ladies changing room, and I could see him eyeballing a somewhat Rubenesque lady who had just come out of the shower. Naked. He marches right up to her, and says in his loudest voice,
“‘Why are you SO FAT??’
“I of course wanted to die, but to her eternal credit this woman turned to my boy with great dignity and said ‘Because I eat too many little boys’ and swanked off. That sure shut him up.”
Contest Winner: Dubious Claim of Most Humiliating Child, One Good Thing, July 17, 2007
I could never be that cool. Fat women truly are the wave of the future.