“As a radical feminist dyke spinster aunt, I am the worldâ€™s leading authority on marriage. I have other matrimoniological credentials, too. I am the offspring of two married heterosexuals who dominated me for over 18 years. Iâ€™ve read Jane Austen. Iâ€™ve spent almost a whole year watching Turner Classic Movies on TV. I was â€˜maidâ€™ of honor at my sister Tidyâ€™s wedding.
“Not only that; some of my best friends are married!
“And itâ€™s gotta go, I tell you.”
The Post on Marriage, Twisty, June 13, 2007
Marriage only benefits men. Everything else you hear about it is a lie. Proceed at your own risk, sisters.