Amen to that, sister

“As a radical feminist dyke spinster aunt, I am the world’s leading authority on marriage. I have other matrimoniological credentials, too. I am the offspring of two married heterosexuals who dominated me for over 18 years. I’ve read Jane Austen. I’ve spent almost a whole year watching Turner Classic Movies on TV. I was ‘maid’ of honor at my sister Tidy’s wedding.

“Not only that; some of my best friends are married!

“And it’s gotta go, I tell you.”
The Post on Marriage, Twisty, June 13, 2007

Marriage only benefits men. Everything else you hear about it is a lie. Proceed at your own risk, sisters.

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