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September 29, 2008

61 Nobel Laureates for Obama

Filed under: politics, science! — Ginger Mayerson @ 9:06 pm

“An Open Letter to the American People

“This year’s presidential election is among the most significant in our nation’s history. The country urgently needs a visionary leader who can ensure the future of our traditional strengths in science and technology and who can harness those strengths to address many of our greatest problems: energy, disease, climate change, security, and economic competitiveness.

“We are convinced that Senator Barack Obama is such a leader, and we urge you to join us in supporting him.

“During the administration of George W. Bush, vital parts of our country’s scientific enterprise have been damaged by stagnant or declining federal support. The government’s scientific advisory process has been distorted by political considerations. As a result, our once dominant position in the scientific world has been shaken and our prosperity has been placed at risk. We have lost time critical for the development of new ways to provide energy, treat disease, reverse climate change, strengthen our security, and improve our economy.”
61 Nobel Laureates in Science Endorse Obama, SEA, September 25, 2008 (via and via)

Mullah Omar Lives!

Filed under: horrfied, war — Ginger Mayerson @ 9:06 pm

“LONDON (Reuters) – Taliban leader Mullah Omar on Monday urged U.S. and NATO forces in Afghanistan to withdraw or face a similar defeat to occupying Soviet troops a generation ago.

“In a rare message, posted on militant websites and monitored by the U.S.-based SITE intelligence group, Omar offered a bargain to the U.S.-led forces that drove the Taliban from power in 2001 but are now fighting a fierce insurgency by the Islamist militia.

“‘Reconsider your wrong decision of wrong occupation, and seek a safe exit to withdraw your forces,’ said the message, which the Taliban said came from Omar.

“‘If you leave our lands, we can arrange for you a reasonable opportunity for your departure,’ he said, adding that the Taliban posed no harm to anyone in the world.”
Taliban’s Omar offers deal to U.S. on withdrawal, Reuters, September 29, 2008

Haven’t we been looking for this guy as long as we’ve been looking for his son-in-law? And he just pops up and sends us a message? Weird. Even for me, this is weird.

Nick Katzman

Filed under: amused — Ginger Mayerson @ 9:06 pm

This guy did an album with a singer going by the name of Ruby Green, like 25+ years ago that had a big effect on me as a singer. This is not the same singer, but the first two are the same songs. I like the way this singer, Thomasina Winslow, sings.

Rowdy Blues

Moon’s goin’ down

Mississippi Blues

Oh, I just love these trips down memory lane, don’t you?

Shanghi Lil

Filed under: amused, visual pleasure — Ginger Mayerson @ 9:05 pm

The best part of the rather bizarre Footlight Parade.

Opium dens, flag waving, aquatic lesbian orgies, furries, offensive stereotypes, Joan Blondell, etc. Busby Berkely was just obsessed with getting as much girl flesh on the screen as he could, wasn’t he?

Is anyone else underwhelmed by Ruby Keeler’s dancing, or is it just me?

September 28, 2008

J Bloglandia, volume 1, issue 2 is now on sale at Lulu and Amazon

Filed under: wapshott — Ginger Mayerson @ 10:14 pm

You can buy the 8.5×11″ version at Lulu for $7.00 or the 6×9″ version at Amazon for $9.00.


The Journal of Bloglandia, volume 1, issue 2, is a collection of the following blog essays: Guide for the Opera Impaired by Madeleine Begun Kane (Mad Kane), Criticism by Paul M. Rodriguez, Storytelling by Anne Valente, 18 Months Into Parenthood When Plan A Was to Get Spayed ASAP by Molly Kiely, The Doctor Is in: What We Talk about When We Talk about Fiction by Susan O’Doherty, Don’t step back, step in… by TJ Byran, Bon Voyage! Maybe. by Ginger Mayerson, One Woman’s Story: I Sued Rumsfeld for Sexual Harassment by Molly Ian, Tough Cuts by Eva Lake, The Philosophy of Librarianship: A Journey Towards Discovery by Joshua Finnell, and How the RIAA Litigation Process Works by Ray Beckerman.. Enjoy!

I’m already working on Issue 3. I’d like to have more political and economic essays in Issue 3, so if you like what you see here, and you or someone you know would like to have a blog essay in Issue 3, please refer to these guidelines and send the essay on in. Feel free to get in touch with me at editor AT j-bloglandia.info if you have any questions the guidelines don’t address. The deadline is when I have enough pages to publish. Thanks!

September 24, 2008

Rep. Marcy Kaptur kicks some high finance ass

Filed under: economics, impressed, politics — Ginger Mayerson @ 7:12 pm

Rep. Marcy Kaptur is my hero. Thank you, Rep. Kaptur, thank you.

The Sucker Class

Filed under: annoyed, economics, politics — Ginger Mayerson @ 7:12 pm

“The quaint concept of due diligence vanished from the financial system from bottom to top. Fee-churning brokers sold adjustable-rate mortgages on over-valued real estate to suckers incapable of making the payments, then pawned off the bad loans on speculators who repackaged them as (now worthless) securities. Nobody ever expected to pay. A greater fool would borrow more to buy the property tomorrow.

“Persons like Princeton economist and New York Times columnist Paul Krugman, who warned that the speculative bubble was sure to burst with potentially catastrophic consequences, were scorned as backward-thinking pessimists and lampooned for their clumsy prose. Fearing collapse, Paulson demands an estimated $700 billion blank check to buy up the bad paper from his Wall Street friends. Here’s his idea of taking responsibility: ‘Decisions by the Secretary pursuant to the authority of this Act are non-reviewable and committed to agency discretion, and may not be reviewed by any court of law or any administrative agency.’ Everybody says that something like what Paulson proposes must be done. Everybody’s probably right. Democrats, moreover, aren’t without blame. Bill Clinton signed legislation greatly reducing regulatory safeguards in 1999. We must now pray that the financial wizards who created this maze can find their way out. Meantime, here’s a phrase that should vanish from the language forever: “Republican fiscal conservative.’”
Financial wizards try to clean up own mess, by Gene Lyons, September 24, 2008

Nobody ever expected to pay…until now and it’s supposed to be paid with tax dollars. What a bad joke, and folks, the joke’s on those of us who make less than $50K/year and pay our taxes on time and in full. This used to be called the Middle Class, now it’s just the Sucker Class. Work hard, play fair, and get fucked anyway. And there’s not a goddam thing we can do about it. Yeah, write your congresspersons, tell them to close the barn door and start looking for the crazy horse they set loose when they let the Reagan gang start deregulating finance and everything else he could get their hands on. Businesses, commerce, services, whatever are regulated because they’re dangerous to self and others when they’re out of control; deregulating them just brings them back to their original dangerous state because cats have longer memories and learn better than the denizens of the business demimonde.

You know, since Reagan, crime seems to go up under Republican administrations because under Republican administrations, crime pays, and, as we can see, pays very very well. I know debt based securities aren’t illegal, but they should be. And the bankers who sell mortgage debt should be punished, but they won’t be.

Yes, I’m bitter, but I’m still voting and voting Democrat because it’s the right thing to do. We know what doesn’t work, let’s give President Obama a try.

September 22, 2008

If that bothers you, then you’re pro gay marriage

Filed under: annoyed, comics, politics — Ginger Mayerson @ 9:31 pm

“…Guggenheim said a lot of people who aren’t reading Spider-Man or refuse to read Spider-Man are judging it based on misunderstandings. ‘Part of the problem with the controversy behind One More Day is the understanding of what was retconned overstates the extent of what was done,’ he said. ‘Everything that happened in the last twenty plus years of comic book history happened! The only difference is that Peter Parker and Mary Jane Watson weren’t married. They still dated. They still lived together. They still love each other. They just weren’t married. Judging from the letters and death threats we received, I think some people were confused. It all still happened.’

“Here’s my attitude, if anyone is upset about the marriage going away, then they must all be pro gay marriage,” he continued. Because if you’re pro gay marriage, you understand the distinction between a marriage and a civil union — that a civil union is not equal to a marriage. We downgraded Mary Jane and Peter to a civil union. If that bothers you, then you’re pro gay marriage.”
Guggenheim’s Amazing Secrets of Spider-Man, The Pulse, September 10, 2008

I’m pro-gay marriage and I couldn’t care less about Spider-Man (I’m a DC person myself), but who is this gay-hatin’ comics writer? He downgraded their commitment to each other so they could break up? Huh? Did he skip the tact and consideration courses at comic book charm school or something? Where does Marvel find these people? And how can we get them to stop hiring them?

If anyone needed more motivation to contribute to Equality for All and defeat the constitutional ban on gay marriage in California, the moment is now. We need to defeat Prop 8 and all the gay marriage foes in California once and for all or the gay hatin’ fanboys win. And if Spider-man and Mary Jane were real people, I’m sure they’d be the kind of people who don’t want that. They’d want equality for all, like all right thinking people.

(Sorry, everyone, I bet you all thought the comics outrage phase was over. Alas, no, it seems.)

September 21, 2008

Obama’s Challenge: don’t cave into the Republicans. Ever.

Filed under: politics — Ginger Mayerson @ 7:26 pm

“He (Carter) was both the most anti-party Democrat in a century and the most Republican of Democratic presidents in his policy views since Grover Cleveland. He fled from the New Deal/Great Society philosophy and embraced a number of conservative ideas deregulation of industry after industry, tax cuts on the upper brackets, privatization. when Reagan took office in 1981, Carter had softened the ground.

“Professor Burns wrote of Carter:

“‘His Administration attested not so much to political or administrative incompetence as to a collapse of political strategy stemming largely from a failure of intellectual leadership … He wanted to be a teaching president … a preaching president… Beyond platitudes about honesty and morality, however, and specific policies the president was interested in at the moment, it was not clear that this transcending leadership was for. Tragically for Carter’s presidency, the one vehicle that might have helped shape and support a coherent program-the Democratic Party-was the one he most neglected.’

“Fatal Triangles

“Bill Clinton is remembered as a far more successful president than Jimmy Carter. The economy thrived on his watch (though some of the prosperity was built on unsustainable bubbles). His foreign policy was competent and occasionally inspired, as in the Camp David Accords and in the Kosovo settlement. He presided over fiscal discipline and reform of government agencies. His appointments were generally first-rate. But he failed to defend or advance his party’s principles, leaving voters skeptical of government and reinforcing Republican ideology. His signature was ‘triangulation’-splitting the difference, simulating leadership often at the expense of his own party.

“Like Lincoln, Roosevelt, and Johnson, great presidents are sometimes defined by great enemies-and do not shrink from engaging them. In this respect, one key reason why Clinton could not win enactment of his health program was his failure to make good use of the near-perfect enemy that history had offered him-the health insurance industry. It was an era when the line ‘Goddamn HMO’ in a popular movie shortly afterward would elicit spontaneous audience boos. Instead, Clinton hoped that the industry could be co-opted by his plan to run his new universal insurance system through private insurance companies. He also hoped he could enlist other large corporations with the prospect of capping their own premium costs.

“But in the end, both the entire insurance industry and all large employers were ideologically united against giving government the power to establish a new program of social insurance that might bond voters to the Democratic Party. When Clinton tried compromise, business followed the Republicans’ advice to oppose the program ’sight unseen,’ in the phrase of strategist William Kristol. Clinton failed to pursue the one strategy that might have worked-defining a campaign of the American people against the selfish private interests.

“By the same token, Clinton’s success in transforming the welfare system shows how a leader can sometimes lose by winning. Clinton’s original plan was one part tough love and one part expanded resources. Able long-term welfare recipients would be compelled to work, but additional resources for job training, wage subsidy, and child care, as well as waivers in hard-ship cases, would make welfare reform an improvement lives of the poor, not just a cruel reduction in benefits. Republican majority in Congress was more interested in the rolls. Clinton vetoed the proposed legislation twice finally signing it based on only token improvements. His secretary of health and human services, Donna Shalala, urg to veto the bill. Three of his subcabinet officials-the de of his reform plan-resigned in protest, a principled act unknown in recent times.

“For Democrats as well as Republicans, the proof of became the dramatic shrinkage of the welfare rolls, and more troubling question of how many of the poor wer or worse off. By embracing an essentially Republican ve welfare reform, Clinton reinforced conservative dogma t welfare state was more of a problem than a solution. Ex his expansion of the Earned Income Tax Credit, he colluded in a net reduction of resources going to the needy, and pa an opportunity to truly convert welfare into work supp worsening income share of the bottom fifth of the population the years since Clinton and the Republicans ended ‘w we know it’ is in part the result of former welfare recipients pushed into a low-wage labor market with few offsetting s Clinton made a calculated decision to ‘take welfare off the table as an issue that was sometimes used against Democrats terms of the effect on the prevailing ideology and the treatment of the working poor, the issue went directly from the t the bag of Republican victories.

“All transformative reforms involve struggles. Forces resisted reform are, by definition, immensely powerful. entails mobilizing the less powerful, sometimes lending presidential authority to a brave minority, as Lincoln and Roosevelt and sometimes building support among the people almost from scratch. The great presidents knew how to use words to inspire— but they also knew how to play hardball. Sometimes pr get things backward. In Clinton’s case, the ‘interest group’ that he defeated was welfare recipients. The one that defeated him was the health insurance industry.

“More than a quarter century ago, in his magisterial political science study Leadership, James MacGregor Burns thoroughly demolished the idea that leadership is merely the art of compromise. Rather, the act of compromise is what you do, as necessary, in the endgame. But if you split the difference with your opponents going in, you are finished. ”Leaders,’ Burns wrote, ‘whatever their professions of harmony, do not shun conflicts; they confront it, exploit it, ultimately embody it.’”
Kuttner, R. Obama’s Challenge, Chapter 2: How Transformative Presidents Lead, pages 57-60. Chelsea Green Publishing, White River Junction, Vermont. ISBN 978-1-60358-079-6 Chelsea Green Publishing

Yes, it’s true: You can’t reason with Republicans, so we should all stop trying. Yes, keep an eye on them and try to keep them out of trouble, but for God’s sake, stop trying to reason with them or appeal to their better nature. It’s just a big waste of time and makes one look stupid.

And don’t kid yourself that Republicans ever have good ideas or there is such a thing an even remotely good or workable Republican idea. The last thirty-two years have buried that idea once and for all. I mean, it seems like T. Roosevelt had the last good Republican ideas and that was far too long ago.

September 19, 2008

Oh, we got trouble, right here in wherever you’re reading this

Filed under: politics — Ginger Mayerson @ 4:59 pm

Some good trouble, some not so good:

Mr. Dan Kelly fights horror with Horror! An Obama fundraiser! Check the couch cushions, friends, and pony up whatever you can. Oh, and by the way, this is Mr. DK’s LJ, which will be the place to be on October 18.

And also, sorry, in spite of George T’s and Ellen d’s lovely weddings, the forces of anti-gay marriage and general killjoys are outfundraising the forces of gay marriage, light, truth, fun and more fun. Here’s the scoop and where to donate. Here’s how bad it is: on August 28, Equality for All (vote No on Prop 8 to amend the CA constitution against gay marriage) had raised $9,474,677 vs. the $10,657,033 raised by the foes of gay marriage from God knows who. On September 16, Equality for All had raised $10,847,114 vs $16,231,781 to support the ban on gay marriage. This is very wrong and if you have some spare money to donate, and I know we’re all about tapped out, please do so.

And California voters: no one should assume this Prop 8 constitutional ban thing isn’t going to pass. We thought that about Prop 22 and look what happened. Let’s not do that again. Get registered, get voting, please and thank you. You gotta be registered by October 20 to vote on November 4.

September 15, 2008

Becoming obsessed with “The Music Man”

Filed under: amused, visual pleasure — Ginger Mayerson @ 10:41 pm

is probably better than becoming obsessed with the Republicans right now. Probably more American, too. This is such a goofy show. I love it.

Strange, though, how Robert Preston can be hot without being sexy. Very strange.

America, you’re watching too much TV

Filed under: amused, annoyed, politics — Ginger Mayerson @ 7:26 pm

“If there are any questions about how Clinton supporters can possibly hold out against cries for party unity issued by DNC Chairperson Howard Dean, Obama, and even Clinton herself, one need only keep in mind that political supporters are fans and are therefore as capable as disappointed fans of being as intransigent and as insistent on segmentation and separation. In fan base wars that concern rival romantic pairings (such as Buffy/Angel vs. Buffy/Spike), it’s clear that a number of disappointed members of the marginalized fandom (Buffy/Spike) turn against the text that they once loved. After the Buffy/Spike romance was foreclosed by the show’s narrative, numerous Buffy/Spike fans became strongly antifannish about Buffy, “hating” on the show continuously on various message boards, with some going so far as to quit watching the series entirely. Likewise, for political fans, loyalty to a single politician’s candidacy, and the defeat of that candidate, can lead fans to reject the party outright or to tune out from politics until 2 or 4 years later, when another election cycle begins, at which point their preferred candidate may return or they may find a new candidate to back. In both entertainment and politics, the final stage of participating in a marginalized fandom can be the turning away from the initial object of investment, whether it be Buffy or the Democratic Party. In the end, some fans’ investments in a particular story line, character, or candidate trumps their investment in the larger program or party.”
Participatory democracy and Hillary Clinton’s marginalized fandom, by Abigail De Kosnik, Transformative Works and Cultures, Vol 1 (2008) online only

Y’know, I think we’re bigger than this. I supported Hillary until it was time to support Obama. Now I support Obama as much as I supported Hillary. I think most of us are like this. Because if we’re not, were not just doomed, we’re fucking doomed.

It’s a country, not a TV show. Give us a little credit for knowing the difference, Dr. De Kosnik.

Transformative Works and Cultures, Vol 1 (2008) is pretty good reading. I wish they’d run a print copy through Lulu.com or something because I really hate reading off a screen. And, yes, I know I can print pdfs, but I want to read out of a nice little perfect-bound book, thank you very much. Oh well.

September 14, 2008

“Obama’s Challenge” – it’s getting better

Filed under: impressed, politics — Ginger Mayerson @ 10:19 pm

“It may be hard, in the eighth year of the reign of George Bush II, for some readers to believe that the presidency has moral authority. But the history of the uses of power by Roosevelt and Lincoln and Johnson, and the fascination with the leadership potential of Barack Obama, suggest that the latent authority of the president of the United States to appeal to our best selves has not been extinguished, only anesthetized. Some may think that after eight years of Bush, Americans are fearful of presidential leadership per se. But political scientists distinguish between power and authority. Power can be brute force. Authority is earned respect. The fear of abusive presidential power is the flip side of a hunger for legitimate authority that only great leadership can restore.”
Kuttner, R. Obama’s Challenge, Chapter 2: How Transformative Presidents Lead, page 53. Chelsea Green Publishing, White River Junction, Vermont. ISBN 978-1-60358-079-6 Chelsea Green Publishing

After eight years of bush, I’m more fearful of a wicked gutless immoral lamebrained Congress (except Barbara Lee) who handed all our asses to a sociopath (gw bush) on September 12, 2001 and have continued to do so ever since. Y’know, it’s not like bush didn’t have help running the country and selected parts of the world into the ground, if not right into Hell. And now those of us who stayed awake all know what happens when all that stuff they made us learn in High School Civics goes wrong. Congress (except for Barbara Lee) have failed dismally as a bulwark against tyranny. Jerks (except Barbara Lee).

Well, the Kuttner book is getting better. President Obama (just keep saying it [see below]) is going to have an uphill battle and then continual resistance from the psycho-right. But I’d be more worried if the psycho-right liked him, so I guess life is full of these little trade-offs. Since morality means so many things to so many people, moral authority is a tricky concept. I’ve no idea why the Golden Rule doesn’t work for everyone, maybe it’s too simple:

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

Yes, simple, but I like it. It’s practically the little black dress of philosophy, and yet we live in a world where it means almost nothing. Go figure.

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September 13, 2008

Just say no to Sarah Palin

Filed under: amused, politics — Ginger Mayerson @ 10:08 pm

Women Against Sarah Palin.

If I could stop laughing long enough to be agin her, I’d be agin her, but pretty much she’s just a joke for me. I don’t know what the RNC is smokin; these days, but it must be some gooooood stuff.

Oh, and while I have you: Californians, vote no on all the Measures. That’s what I’m doing, it saves so much time. I’m sick of referendament instead of government. I don’t mind mob rule, hell I was raised on it, but mob fiscal policy is too avant garde even for moi. Hey, and register to vote, vote early, vote often, and for God’s sake vote Democrat, please and thank you.

September 2, 2008

“Obama’s Challenge” – a challenge to read

Filed under: politics — Ginger Mayerson @ 9:44 pm

“With his talent for leadership, a President Obama could transform American politics on several dimensions. He could restore America’s constructive role in the world. (After Obama’s Berlin speech, New York Times columnist Frank Rich wondered how long it had been since American children watching TV has seen American flags being waved by foreigners rather than burned.) He could redefine the connection between liberty and security after more than seven years of scare tactics eroding constitutional protections. He could at last lead America to take the climate crisis seriously, and turn us away from a path toward planetary catastrophe. He could finally end the stalemate on the key domestic issue of health reform. He could activate the latent idealism of young people and mobilize an entire generation to be lifelong progressive Democrats, the way Roosevelt did.

“He has already transformed attitudes on race and on tolerance, and he has just begun. Despite his own background, Obama paradoxically is a post-racial figure in a society weary of racial division. Both for younger, more tolerant Americans who are electrified by his promise, and for an older generation of more conservative whites skeptical of racial preferences, Obama shines out as the opposite of affirmative action—a biracial African American who, against all odds, succeeded based on sheer merit. After a generation of blacks helped up the ladder by affirmative action, Obama is not a black man who got to his present position thanks to the need for racial symbolism, much as, say, Clarence Thomas. He rather evokes Jackie Robinson—one whose talent was so exceptional that he could not be denied. He is what Americans of goodwill dreamed could occur once we put racism behind us; as Leon Wieseltier memorably put it, not the seed of civil rights but the flower.”
Kuttner, R. Obama’s Challenge, Chapter 1: A Great President or a Failed One, pages 16-17. Chelsea Green Publishing, White River Junction, Vermont. ISBN 978-1-60358-079-6 Chelsea Green Publishing

Gotta stay positive, gotta stay up, gotta get happy, gotta chase all those blues away, yes, I can, yes, I can, yes, I can, (shuffle ball change, shuffle ball change, wings wings wings [who'm I kidding? I could never do wings]), but DAY-YAM THIS BOOK IS A SLOG. Okay, there I said it, maybe it liven up later on, but, friends, I’m on page 24 of chapter 1 (man, these are long chapters) and the two paragraphs above are the most uplifting thing I’ve read so far. Jesus, Bob, we know we’re in trouble and Obama’s not perfect, but he’s our best shot at survival, so could you please put on a happy face and lighten up a little, daddy-o?

Y’know, I really don’t know why a progressive African-American scholar wasn’t asked to write this book. Or any book on BH Obama because R Kuttner is a scold and a bore so far. I mean, I know this book is supposed to be the antidote to Jerome Corsi’s smear job, and that it’s supposed to change people’s minds about Obama, but change them which way?

This book needs some fire and I’m hoping for it to ignite on page 25. Stay tuned, readers, I’ll be posting excerpts here as I read. Or you could just buy your own copy and stick around here for the witty cultural commentary and foul language. It’s entirely up to you.

By the way, here’s This African-American Moment, an audio forum with Dr. Maya Angelou, Ishmael Reed, and Alice Walker. But first you must listen to Gwen Ifill and some guy go on and on about Hillary. And then Maya Angelou goes on and on about Hillary until her own phone mysteriously cut her off. Y’know, I was a Hillary supporter when there was a campaign to support, but that’s over, so can we now go on and on about Obama? Oh, and then Alice Walker and Ishmael Reed did, in fact, discuss Obama. Sort of, Alice Walker was asked about Obama, but decided to talk about what she was thinking and doing in 1963 and how things have changed. Forty-five years later, I should hope so. However, Ishmael Reed laid it on the line about how to the Right Obama has moved, which is a big drag. But the mod kept trying to get Dr. Reed to talk about race, which was not Dr. Reed’s point. Race seems to be a bigger issue for White journalists than Black scholars and artists. So then Maya Angelou came back and talked more about Hillary. Man, even I’m sick of Hillary now. I’m not only ready for a post-racial society, I’m past ready for a post-Hillary society.

Update 090808: If you buy this book at Amazon, you can use this discount code RGVTUIQY for a, y’know, discount. I hear Obama is 4 points behind in the polls (who on earth are they polling?) so if buying and reading this book will help, then, please! Buy it! Read it! Preach it on the street corners and wheat fields of this once-great-and-will-be-again-great-if-Obama-is-President nation. Thank you for your attention.

A pregnant teenaged daughter showed the family was normal.

Filed under: economics, feminism, health, politics — Ginger Mayerson @ 7:50 pm

“Some voters saw authenticity in Palin’s life. They said the fact that Palin had a pregnant teenaged daughter showed the family was normal.”

This is normal now? Could someone please tell that to all the demonized pregnant teens whose last names are not Palin. Thank you.

“This is happening all over the United States. I think people will identify with her. People want to vote for people who are like them,” said Pat Lynch, 42, a Republican and a commodities trader at the Chicago Mercantile Exchange.

“The teenage birth rate in the United States is among the highest in the developed world. Sex education and the availability of contraception varies state to state.”

Yeah, well, if they handed out condoms with instructions on the street corners, Bristol Palin might’ve finished adolescence before she got baby-jacked into adulthood.

“Kansas Republican Jacqueline McMahon said Palin’s children — newborn or pregnant — should not be an issue.”

Expect that not being able to keep her own daughter pure as the driven snow, or whatever that weird expression is, highlights in a big way the failure of abstinence education, which Palin tries to shove down America’s throat, which is really wishful thinking education, or at least not very effective education, and this proves it yet again.

“‘If she is qualified to do the job … (the rest) is totally none of our business,” said McMahon, a 39-year-old mother of two and business owner. She added: ‘Barack Obama’s mother … had him when she was 18. I think it is a nonissue.’”

But wasn’t Obama’s mama married and ready to have a kid? I think there’s a really big difference there. I’m not a huge fan of marriage, but when people get married, someone, somewhere, at some time has told both parties that sex leads to kids. Y’know?
Sarah Palin controversy stokes Mommy War, by Andrea Hopkins, Reuters, September 2, 2008

Man, the Sarah Palin jokes are just writing themselves.

September 1, 2008

What would Sarah Palin do?

Filed under: politics — Ginger Mayerson @ 11:45 pm

And now we know.

(This is the source of the quotes, but Yahoo will take it down in a few days, so this is close enough to cite.)

“ST. PAUL, Minn. – John McCain’s running mate, Sarah Palin, said Monday her 17-year-old unmarried daughter was five months pregnant, the latest in a string of disclosures that left the McCain campaign defending the thoroughness of its background check of the little-known Alaska governor.”

17 seems so young to me now. Maybe I was an immature 17; I never got pregnant.

“In a brief respite from partisanship, Democratic rival Barack Obama weighed in: ‘I think people’s families are off limits and people’s children are especially off limits.’”

Of course the Obama campaign is right and they’re way too nice to say it, so I’ll say it: Lotta good all that abstinence education did ya, eh Bristol? A timely condom might have been a better friend than the “just don’t do it” doctrine.

“‘Bristol and the young man she will marry are going to realize very quickly the difficulties of raising a child, which is why they will have the love and support of our entire family,’ the parents said.”

Why can’t they get married now? That way the kid won’t be a bastard when it’s born in December. Y’know, the whole legitimacy thing Republicans demand from everyone but themselves. An impromptu wedding might liven up things at the convention. Just a thought.

Hey, don’t get me wrong. I feel really sorry for Bristol. She obviously needed some guidance she didn’t get and that’s very sad. The part that really pisses me off is that It’s Okay If You’re A Republican (running for VP or not), because if you’re not a Republican, your daughter is just another knocked-up fucked-up non-Republican slut. Thanks a lot, family values jerks.

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